My Geek Code (v3.1) says....
GE d s+:+ a+ C++ UBL* P+++ L++ E W++ N !o K? !w !O !M !V
PS PE !Y !PGP t 5 X+ !R tv- b++ DI-- !D G e h+ r- z-
- Geek: GE
- I'm a geek of engineering.
- Dress: d
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I dress a lot like those found in catalog ads. Bland, boring,
without life or meaning.
- Shape: s+:+
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I'm a little taller than most.
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I'm a little rounder than most.
- Age: a+
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I'm between 40 and 49.
- Computers: C++
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Computers are a large part of my existence. When I get up in the
morning, the first thing I do is log myself in. I play games or
mud on weekends, but still manage to stay off of academic
probation.
- Unix: UBL*
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BSD:
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I have a unix account to do my stuff in.
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Linux:
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I have a unix account to do my stuff in.
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Other Unix:
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I have a unix account to do my stuff in.
- Perl: P+++
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Perl is a very powerful programming tool. Not only do I no
longer write shell scripts, I also no longer use awk or
sed. I use Perl for all programs of less than a thousand lines.
- Linux: L++
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I use Linux ALMOST exclusively on my system. I've given
up trying to achieve Linux.God status, but welcome the OS
as a replacement for DOS. I only boot to DOS to play games.
- Emacs: E
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Yeah, I know what emacs is, and use it as my regular editor.
- Web: W++
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I have a homepage. I surf daily. My homepage is advertised
in my .signature.
- Usenet: N
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Usenet News? Sure, I read that once.
- Usenet Oracle: !o
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I don't consult the Usenet Oracle.
- Kibo: K?
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What's Kibo?
- Windows: !w
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I don't use Windows.
- OS/2: !O
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I don't use OS/2.
- Macintosh: !M
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I don't use a Mac.
- VMS: !V
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I don't use VMS.
- Politics-Social: PS
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I really don't have an opinion; nobody's messing with my
freedoms right now.
- Politics-Economic: PE
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Distrust both government and business.
- Cypherpunks: !Y
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I am not a cypherpunk.
- PGP: !PGP
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I don't use PGP.
- Trek: t
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It's just another TV show.
- Babylon 5: 5
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I've seen it, I am pretty indifferent to it.
- X-Files: X+
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I've Converted my family and watch the show when I
remember. It's really kinda fun.
- Roleplaying: !R
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I don't role-play.
- Television: tv-
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I watch tv for the news and 'special programming'.
- Books: b++
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I find the time to get through at least one new book a month.
- Dilbert: DI--
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Don't read it, but I think the dog is kinda cute.
- DOOM!: !D
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I don't play Doom.
- Geek Code: G
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I know what the geek code is and even did up this code.
- Education: e
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Finished High School
- Housing: h+
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Living alone, get out once a week to buy food, no more than
once a month to do laundry. All surfaces covered.
- Relationships: r-
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I have difficulty maintaining a relationship.
- Sex[?]: z-
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Not having sex by choice.